Wild Man
AAS Pilot
Wild by Nature
Posts: 968
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Post by Wild Man on Oct 18, 2005 8:34:21 GMT
The Qantas passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well dressed, rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us onto the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, Without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Put the tray up... B.I.T.C.H
Cheers Wild Man
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Post by TomH on Oct 18, 2005 22:30:56 GMT
HA!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Oh, the big greasy bull... he's so tough! ;D ;D
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Post by Jason Talley on Oct 19, 2005 13:19:48 GMT
HAHAHA ;D
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Post by Roadmaster on Oct 20, 2005 1:37:59 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Joe Deering- KA4GBC on Oct 20, 2005 5:58:14 GMT
LMAO ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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