Post by TomH on Feb 18, 2007 13:53:58 GMT
Hillary Clinton, while visiting a primary school class, found herself in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the Mrs. Clinton if she would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy." So the illustrious senator asks the class for an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy."
No," says the Great Hillary Clinton, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted politician. "That's what we would call a great loss." The room goes silent.
No other children volunteer.
Mrs. Clinton searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raises his hand. In a stern voice he says: "If a plane carrying the Mrs. Clinton were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaims Hillary , "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says little Johnny, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."
No," says the Great Hillary Clinton, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted politician. "That's what we would call a great loss." The room goes silent.
No other children volunteer.
Mrs. Clinton searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raises his hand. In a stern voice he says: "If a plane carrying the Mrs. Clinton were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaims Hillary , "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says little Johnny, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."
LOL!